The Other Hoof Fell in Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ Nixed ‘Christmas Vacation’ Post-Credits Scene

 


The dramatic principle of Chekhov’s gun dictates that every plot element introduced in a story must have some kind of pay-off, but Griswold’s theory of gravity better explains why Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ encore at the end of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation should have made the final cut — what flaming reindeer go up must come down.

It’s an iconic closing scene: the Santa’s sleigh decoration from Clark Griswold’s catastrophically extravagant lawn decorations suddenly shoots into the atmosphere like a rocket after a detective’s wantonly tossed match ignites the sewage fumes from Cousin Eddie’s impromptu septic tank in the storm drain. The extended families (and the SWAT team sent to rescue their hostage) then place their hands over their hearts and sing “The Star-Spangled Banner” while the flaming chariot passes in front of the moon like a patriotic. Clark and Ellen kiss. Roll credits.

However, as Screen Rant recently pointed out, that wasn’t supposed to be the end of Clark’s plastic Santa Claus and his nine reindeer, nor were Clark’s yuppie neighbors Todd and Margo supposed to close the film all snug in their beds with visions of stereos dancing in their heads. In the original script, after the credits rolled, the flaming sleigh decorations go crashing through Louis-Dreyfus and Nicholas Guest’s ceiling and into their bedroom as they’re about to drift off to sleep. At least they’d know why the carpet was wet.

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